SUCCESS!

Greetings from the Lawson Laboratory!

It is a little past 4 am and while most of you fans are in bed with dreams of Lawson parading through your sick minds, we here at the lab have been hard at work. Working through the night, not unlike diligent shoe-cobbling gnomes, we have finally perfected the air propelled squibs! What does this mean to you as the viewer? It means exciting, bloody exit wounds! It means mists of blood showering a triumphant renegade officer of the law! Basically it means people can get shot onscreen without having to use any dangerous pyrotechnics, which we aren't stupid enough to fool around with in the first place.

Hopefully the tubing system remains functioning, but so far the past few tests with water have been very positive. Air is pressurized behind a release valve that leads to a hose with water (or fake blood) and a corked hole in it. When the valve is opened the air rushes forward and pushes the water, propelling the cork with a nice spray. If this ends up failing "in the field" don't worry. We have more tricks up our sleeves down at the lab!

Lawson hates bad guys so much.

Thanks for reading!

-Tommy (a scientist)